Funny Saved Messages

Here are some le hahas, consider it Quote Book 2.0: Toootthooobs Edition. Enjoy.
"""i don't like where this is going i'm gonna have an existential crisis over a disco ball"- Carissa

"hmm idk chris is pretty insane in the membrane. insanium in the cranium." - Francesca

tips fedora "b'acne" - Carissa

"Also, you were completely right Francesca. I have no free time, I make free time by giving up my priorities so I can watch anime" - Jacob

"My brother is a drug enthusiast" - Jacob

"y  e  e eT" - Jacob

"I'm coming for you" "thats what she said" - Jacob, Francesca

"i can't receive information from a source that uses minion pictures as a way to display inspirational quotes" - Carissa

"GAMING UNPLUGGED

THIS NEXT TUESDAY

PORTABLE 18

Be there or not be there

Quesadilla" - Jacob

" I II

II I_" - Jacob

"xX69BigDick96Xx" - Jacob

"big fan of accidentally saving something every time I come in here my giant fucking man hands" - Jenna

"Context: THE DEBIL is Jacob Patrick Parra" - Carter

"Imagine a nip slip being someone's nipple literally slipping off their body" - Jacob

"I think I'll just shit and cum" - Jacob

"Just like Jacob. Who is in fact a small rodent" Jenna

"belt. thats wassup" - Collin

"hi bitches, im baby" - Carissa

"Yes, the duck in the picture above is a pet to the University of North Florida who goes by the name Howard. Do not get confused however, Howard is a female." - Carter

"I dreamt I was on a podracing team with Tobuscus" - Collin

"college is just full of daily 'oofs' it's okay to mess up" - Collin

"yess fuck old mennn" - Francesca

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